axto: aleetlepinch: I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4. I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
metallickah: unrealthings: batreaux: this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels* and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda* #Bed Bath and Bolsheviks #communism works on paper but not on tile or marble
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: sherlock10knotes: theladyholmes: consulting-longshot: friendly reminder that Moriarty was eleven years old when he committed his first murder Friendly reminder that Sherlock was 8 when he tried to solve it. (Source: consulting-longshot) Only one of them was successful.
Alright guys. I'm doing a poll for a project I am...
johanirae: moiraea: Please reblog this if you are female and play video games. The deadline is March 17 at 4:00(US CST). FFs and GTAs!
Anonymous asked: 1, 9, 38, 45, 50
The best asks, ever.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
The Great Game: Humorous Summary
Sherlock: FUCK EVERYTHING THE WALL DESERVES MY RAGE AND MY BULLETS
John: sherlOCK WHAT THE FUCK
Mrs Hudson: lover's tiff?
John: FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE AND ALREADY THE GAY JOKES
John: I HATE YOU BOTH
John: FUCK THIS I'M OUT TO BE HETEROSEXUAL WITH MY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND
John: HOLY I got here as soon as I could Sherlock are you okay Sherlock?
Mycroft: hey gurl just trying to talk my bro into a case
Sherlock: don't call me bro get out of my face you smell fat
Lestrade: found you some fanmail also John's blog is hilarious and we all read it
Sally: Someone in the office has been posting anonymous fanfiction for it on the staff bulletin-
Lestrade: SO SHERLOCK THIS PHONE HMM THIS PHONE
Sherlock: SOMETHING IS AFOOT
John: oh you did not just -
Woman: Hello this is your mysterious antagonist. Just thought I'd let you know I'VE STRAPPED A BOMB TO A CIVILIAN AND YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK TO SOLVE A COLD CASE, HAVE FUN BABES.
Molly: SHERLOCK MEET MY BOYFRIEND
Molly: I HAVE BOYFRIEND
Molly: SO THERE
Sherlock: What a flaming homosexual
Molly: you asshole
John: Dick move
Sherlock: ooh John deduce the amount of fucks I give
Sherlock: aw you are adorable, now let me do the actual deducing YUP SOLVED IT BITCHES
John: So Mycroft, Sherlock sent me to help because he's basically a dick who exists under the delusion that I'm his personal lackey
Mycroft: Okay, I trust you more than my Secret Service anyway
Sherlock: YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU TRY TO DO THAT
John: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN LONDON GOES TO
John: I can't believe you there are LIVES AT STAKE
Sherlock: Do I need to get out my violin?
Sherlock: Well there's no need to get testy
John: Right I'm going out
Sherlock: Cool I'll get the groceries
John: -and in hindsight I probably should have realised then that something was amiss-
-AT THE POOL-
Sherlock: I HAVE THE USB BITCH I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN
John: well butter my rump and call me toast
John: bomb vest
Sherlock: okay shit just got personal
Moriarty: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT PEOPLE BACK
Sherlock: You're too Irish to be scary
Moriarty: I WILL SODOMISE AND FACE-FUCK YOU
Sherlock: ok I don't like this game any more
John: I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN, RUN MY LOVE
John: I meant Sherlock. Sherlock is the thing I meant.
Moriarty: CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
LASER LIGHTS OF DEATH
Sherlock: well fuck
Moriarty: loolz bye sexyface catch you later
Sherlock: -be smooth, be smooth-
Sherlock: JOHN U OK
John: I'm fine
Sherlock: ARE YOU ALRIGHT
John: Sherlock, just - you're unclothing me what am I awake
Sherlock: sliding the bomb away
John: oh right well that was embarrassing perhaps I shouldn't have tilted my head back like that
Both: nervous giggling
Moriarty: LOL JOKES I'M BACK. AND I'M GONNA KILL YA.
Sherlock: then I shall sHOOT THE BOMB
John: hoooly fuck.
Steven Moffat: yes
Steven Moffat: do you like this?
Steven Moffat: are you invested?
Steven Moffat: ready?
Steven Moffat: CLIFFHANGER
Mark Gatiss: haha greatest
The Sherlock Fandom for the next few months
bcumberbitching: How we’d like to seem: How we actually feel: How the rest of the world sees us:
ominouskill: missenthusiasimal: Everyone who reblogs this will get a Shakespearian insult in their ask box
siskyisoutofbusiness: omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT
i-am-a-wayward-daughter: i-have-been-johnlocked: i-o-u-an-assbutt: for-the-love-of-scarves: a-mind-occupied-by-tennant: p0isone: I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. Amen. I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver. or my fake fbi badge or Lestrade’s badge when I pickpocket him for being annoying or my wand
I am off on a grand adventure for four and a half months. I should be able to get tumblr, if not, then I am not dead! Just travelling. Off to slay a dragon.
mrtwentington: skepticalavenger: whats-an-algebra: do atheists say oh my god yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable. Yep, round of applause for that one.
staygoldcronyboy: today i was in which wich and the cashier called out ‘roast beef for prisoner 24601’ and a dude stood up and said back ‘MY NAME IS JEAN VALJEAN’ and the cashier instantly said ‘AND I’M JAVERT, DO NOT FORGET MY NAME’ and im pretty sure he gave the guy like a 10 dollar tip
roundtop: perfunctory: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more #i am a haphazardly-curated collection of the mannerisms of everyone i’ve ever loved #seriously i am natural mimic and i cannot control it #i will steal your shit
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince,...
fauxgingerwithasoul: MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW. SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING.